Howdy readers,

I wanted to inform you that I have recently acquired a publisher! A small publishing house out of Bend, Oregon, is currently releasing a collection of my poetry on Amazon.com! The book, titled Poems By A Horny Small-Town Gal, will be available for Kindle users for a 90-day period. If the book is purchased, receives positive reviews, and for some wild reason gains moderate success on Amazon.com during the 90-day trial period, then the said publishing house will print hard copies that will be available for purchase in stores like Barnes & Noble! Cool huh? Oh! And this book has poems that you have never read, including some that you have read. My recently published poem Caliente! is an example of a poem from Poems By A Horny Small-Town Gal. I encourage you to read the book when it’s available, it’s super fun. If you think the poems on this site are desperate, you haven’t read anything like Poems By A Horny Small-Town Gal.